words you should know

If my best friends and I were ever filmed for a reality show, no one would now what the hell we were saying simply because we've pretty much developed our own language through the years. While half the fun is being able to use said secret words in front of other people so they don't know we are making fun of them, I will share with you our lexicon. try to follow along...

Hater-self explanatory and not a secret word, but we love this word. there are so many uses for this words. Anyway with a negative or judgmental tude is a hater. Hate-OR can be used for extra emphasis. 

Jel-short for jealous. every body's just a little bit.

Shit show-a clusterfuck of annoyingness.

Pooya-too crass to explain, but it basically refers to a restaurant you know will send you to the bathroom for the rest of the night. like I said, crass, but you know these places when you see them and want to steer clear.

Richie bone: douchebag or generally annoying drunk dude who yells, "whooooooo!!!" 

There are more...I will keep thinking